Gobbledygook: How to Navigate the New Laptop Regulations

Yesterday Homeland Security blinked and balked. Instead of banning cabin laptops on flights coming from Europe altogether, as it had been threatening for months, DHS came out with vague regulations which nobody yet understands. In March, DHS completely banned laptops and tablets from ten airports, on all flights entering the … Continue reading

‘Assassin’s Screed’, or Why Ted Nugent Fears Me Part ii.

We have achieved a moment in which the two polarities occupy two incompatible competing “realities” — “real,” save for the fact that one reality is buttressed almost entirely with made-up facts and “fake news.” Oh, and projection. Not difficult to figure out which is which. Continue reading

‘Assassin’s Screed’, or Why Ted Nugent Fears Me Part i.

Ten years of terrifying craven coward Ted Nugent? Quite an accomplishment, and one of which this blog is justifiably proud. And Nugent managed to threaten assassination multiple times in the succeeding decade himself as a Google search will quickly show. Continue reading

The Evil Genius Laptop Ban Put on Hold for Now

05/30/2017 03:55 pm ET | Updated 1 day ago The incredibly stupid laptop ban on flights coming from Europe was put “on hold,” Politico reported on Tuesday afternoon. The article quoted a European official as saying, “Both sides have agreed to intensify technical talks and try and find a common … Continue reading