Joke of the Day

At the end of a day looking for solutions to the world’s problems, I found an email with a few ideas. A laugh is a laugh, some -Donnie’s Cajun jokes ๐Ÿ™‚ – are better than others. This is from someone who still forwards me conservative talking points and gags. So I inserted ‘GOP’.

A GOP Win Win situation.

Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border,
take the dirt and raise the levees in New Orleans,
then put the Florida alligators into the border moat!

Any other problems you would like for me to solve?

Uh, no; we have all the help we don’t need from BushCo. ๐Ÿ™„

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7 Responses to Joke of the Day

  1. Teresa says:

    Ha Ha! Miss Virginia!

    Unfortunately, Mr. Bush is too busy being flushed down the toilet to get on this.

  2. LOL, If you liked the others, try this one.

    Emile was driving his pickumup truck down the levee pretty fast one day. A Louisiana State Trooper spotted Emile, and took off after him, but Emile just kept going faster and faster. The trooper turned his lights and siren on, but Emile just kept going. After about twenty miles, Emile ran out of gas, and had to stop. The trooper jumped out of his car yelling at Emile, “Why didn’t you stop ? I know you saw me !” Emile replies, “Well, officer, I’m truly sorry for dat. But you see, a few years ago my wife, Marie, she ran off wid a state trooper, and when I saw you, I thought you was him tryin’ to bring her back. So I was tryin’ to get away fast.

  3. Ginny in CO says:

    Donnie,

    ๐Ÿ˜† The Cajun version of the stand up joke

    “Take my wife, … Please”

  4. Ginny in CO says:

    Teresa,

    The problem is there are still so many Bush appointees throwing monkey wrenches into the system. Bush doesn’t have to do much of anything now, except those signing statements.

    I thought about saying ‘please don’t work on the bird flu virus’ Probably would end up starting the pandemic for real… ๐Ÿ˜•

  5. Teresa says:

    So the bloogers are all comedians!

    Good point, Ginny. He does seem to get it backasswords.

  6. Try this one on for size. {{Teresa}} Bon Jour Mon Chere’. Inside this chest, beats the heart of a Cajun. Be carefull, It is said that Cajuns will eat anything. OK now I’m gonna hit the Mod Que with that Impure Thought Alert!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    “em>Early one morning, Tee Jean was walking along the bank of Bayou Que de Tortue behind his house. All of a sudden, he noticed that the family outhouse, located right on the bank, was tilting dangerously toward the bayou; the heavy downpour from the previous night had serious eroded the bank where the outhouse was located.

    Being a boy (and a pretty canaille one at that) and reasoning that the outhouse was beyond salvage, Tee Jean picked up a big stick and whacked the outhouse – really pelรฉed it – and watched as the outhouse toppled over, fell into the bayou, and quickly sank under the muddy waters.

    A few hours later, Tee Jean’s father came up to him and with anger in his voice asked, “Tee Jean, did you knock that outhouse into the bayou?” “Papa,” the boy answered, “like George Washington, I cannot tell a lie. I did it.” “Mais, Tee Jean, come with me maintenant to the woodshed. You are going to get the whipping of your life!” Tee Jean was shocked by this turn of events and said, “Papa, when George Washington told his papa that he had chopped down the cherry tree, his papa didn’t give him a whipping.”

    “Mais no, Tee Jean,” said his father, “but George Washington’s papa wasn’t in that cherry tree when he cut it down, either.”

  7. Teresa says:

    Awwwww..”Mon Chere”..{{{Donnie}}}}

    Merci pour les rits.

    What do you call a Jew who joins a monastery?

    A schmonk!!!!!