Now what do you do, when a bully is in your back yard? Well you don’t just sit there and let him have his way. The GOP (bear) has come as an unwelcomed guest, and the Dems (Jack the Cat) needs to bear some claws and fangs. Run that bear up a tree, and if he tries to come down, run him back up again!
A black bear picked the wrong New Jersey yard for a jaunt earlier this week, running into a territorial tabby who ran the furry beast up a tree twice.
Pretty good weight and size ratio when considering Jack’s situation. But that did not stop Jack! No sir, Jack is a warrior. Like the Dems need to be.
Jack, a 15-pound orange-and-white cat, keeps a close vigil on his property, chasing small animals when he can, but his owners and neighbors say his latest escapade was surprising.
So we know that the 15 pound Dem Cat can take on the Big Bad GOP Bear. So what happens if that bear decides to try to get out the tree you got him in?
Neighbor Suzanne Giovanetti first spotted Jack’s accomplishment after her husband saw a bear climb a tree on the edge of their northern New Jersey home’s back yard on Sunday. Giovanetti thought Jack was simply looking up at the bear, but soon realized the much larger animal was afraid of the hissing cat.
After about 15 minutes peering down at the cat from the tree, the bear descended and tried to run away, only to have Jack chase it up another tree.
That’s right Dems, run ’em up another one. Make them pay for every inch. Follow Jack’s logic, and fight like it is the last chance for mankind. Don’t just go to the polls, take someone with you. Plenty of bears are out there for us to chase up a tree. Start Hissing and Scratching!