Stupid Quotes of the Day

“The internet is a great way to get on the net.”
Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

OK Bob, if you say so!

“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”
Britney Spears, Pop Singer

Yea I know folks, just remember, this is the same lil princess that said she trusted the president in an interview. So much for the lil girl I knew back in Kentwood during her Star Search days.

“If you give a person a fish, they’ll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they’ll fish for a lifetime.”
Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

Would that be a 7.5 pound fish Dan?

“It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago”
Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

LOL, how do you respond to that one?

“It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system!”
Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars

Beam him up Scotty!

“I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.”
Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

OK that’s it, someone get him an Atlas!! And if you are wondering why so many are Dan Quayle quotes, look again at the title.

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4 Responses to Stupid Quotes of the Day

  1. Ron Chusid says:

    Britney’s classic quote is “we should just trust our president in every decision he makes.” Of course that was before she became a poodle-balling lesbian.

  2. LOL Ron, I forgot about that post.

  3. Ron Chusid says:


    You probably missed it, but during one of my threads on Kennedy’s 2004 election article the conversation drifted to a brief discussion on google searches.

    I pulled up the data showing that in May we had over 1000 hits from people doing searches for poodle balling.

  4. Ron, can we thank Britney for that? LOL