Thinking that the missing American flags in the cemetery was the work of kids, one groundskeeper at Forest Hill Cemetery was shocked to discover that it was in fact a squirrel behind the thefts. Neocons should be all over this one, and ready to send that Anti-American squirrel to Gitmo for these transgressions.
Groundskeepers at Forest Hill Cemetery thought it was kids who were stealing dozens of American flags. That is, until one found a giant squirrel’s nest.
“I was mowing, looked up out into the distance, and something caught my eye,” said Dave Ender, a groundskeeper employed by the Eau Claire Parks and Recreation Department.
He drove his riding lawnmower to a nearby street intersection and looked up a tree.
“Low and behold, I found the missing flags,” Ender said.
They were ripped and serving as the foundation of a giant squirrel nest.
Will the rightwing just stand by while this commie pinko squirrel goes free? Watch out now little squirrel, Cheney will have you on his list soon. Could this be part of a larger plot to make all our flags into squirrel nests. I shudder to think. After all, they are claiming we will get hit again. Are we seeing the first of a squirrel invasion trained to destroy our flags? I pray not!
Cross posted from The Katrinacrat Blog