Courtesy of the challenge, a compellation of English language mishaps in foreign countries. Reminds me of the Japanese banner for MacArthur on a visit: We are praying for your erection. (Apparently the voters saw that election differently.) The Life is sexually transmitted! link has even more belly busters. 
Although chocolate ALWAYS helps, anything to laugh at these days is soul food we are all deficient in…
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Ginny
I need that laugh!