There’s no two ways about it. Today’s Round-Up sucks so badly that I first have to start you off with a little ditty to distract you from the complete suckiness of the ten posts that I came across.
I’m sure that you will find this video completely appropriate (if you don’t, then you have bigger issues than Dizzy’s Ten Post Round-Up can address): Chordettes – Lollipop
We’ll just jump right in and get this over with, I think.
8.) There is only one county in Texas that will send you away with a ticket if you are busted in possession of a teensy bit o’ “the ganja’. The rest will send you potheads up the river!—Reason: Hit & Run
10) According to Brother Pat, God told him that the Chinese are gonna come to Jesus, this year. I guess we’ll have to tune in, next year to see if this prediction fails like all the others (Oops! I didn’t mean to give away the ending!)—Wonkette
Wow. That hurt my head. I need another morning cuppa to make up for serious lack of positive in that round-up. At least, I’ve got work tonite, so that will help me affect a proper attitude adjustment.
If you don’t hear from me, please make sure that you are good to yourselves. Make the most of today to give light to a better tomorrow.