By now, most folks have seen the latest Rasmussen poll indicating 22% of Dems think Obama (and Clinton) should drop out of the race. Matt Yglesias needs to get “credible party leaders” to put all us Hillary Clinton folk in our place because we don’t know any better. Well, in honor of all the WWTSBQ commentary, I’ll start a new series: Why Won’t Obama Quit.
This past weekend my computer died on me–yes, the one I was writing my dissertation on–and today the ultracentrifuge that I use had a broken vacuum. I hold Barack Obama personally responsible for this string of misfortunes. I believe these events prove that, for the sake of my dissertation, Barack Obama should drop out of the race for the Democratic nomination effective immediately. Also, I’m afraid of democracy. He should drop out because of that, too.