US Water Pipelines Are Breaking… I know a little bit about what happens when water pipes break.
B-b-b-but we can’t FIX the water pipelines, cuz that’d means RAISING TAXES! Which is like, bad! I know I’d rather have giardia than taxes and I’m sure the Founding Fathers would have agreed! o_O
Sorry, I sort of mistakenly channeled George Will there for a sec, won’t happen again …