An Open Letter to Norm Coleman

Ah, Norm Coleman… ex-Senator Norm Coleman… will the craziness never end? Will you never stop staying crazy stupid things like:

God wants me to serve.

Like you did last Friday in a radio interview. Are you really an endless reservoir of such egotistical inanity? Do you really believe you have “God” behind you, that “He” wants you in the U.S. Senate?

Come on… seriously?

Because, you see, there was an election in your state, Minnesota, a few months ago, and, well, it was close — very close — but they counted, and then re-counted, and, well, you lost. Al Franken ended up with more votes than you. It’s as simple as that. The people of Minnesota said: “We want Franken to serve us.”

Got it? No? Well, maybe you will eventually. Maybe once you finally exhaust your legal bickering.

And once Senator Franken finally takes your seat.