Loony Weekend Commences

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The Bonfire of the Hannitys focuses its annual loon-fest in Houston this weekend. Sarah Palin, looking more and more like a clever Alien simulacrum of what they consider a generic middle-aged SUV driver brought down the house with a paean to stupidity, as mellifluous as fingernails on a blackboard …

Sarah Palin gets standing O from NRA crowd
James Hohmann / Politico

HOUSTON — Sarah Palin said Friday that the elite media would never let a Republican president get away with what Barack Obama has done in his push for new gun laws.  —  The former Alaska governor recalled that the national press “tore apart” …

And did a whole chewing tobacco schtick and threw out her catchphrases, variants of “Big Brother Loves You” one and all, and, expressing hatred and contempt for thought, observation and reason, and accomplishing a spectacular non-trashing of Shakespeare in perhaps the worst riff on Henry V ever enunciamated by the underedumacated.

Is our children learning? No.

T’wer NOT A little touch of Harry in the night. *

YouTube Official NRA Palin Speech

I watched it (all twelve minutes) so that you don’t have to. But, if you feel the masochistic NEED, you can click on the video link above.

I don’t recommend it.

The death squawk of the dying boobie is not a thing to hear for long.

Next up, Ted Nugent explains his prognosticatorial failure and sechlike.

We loves us some guns. Hoo haw.

targeting pistols

That’s why there’s a national ammunition shortage and it isn’t even hunting season.

Courage.

* Google it, dammit!

Cross-posted from Mr. Williams’ blog.

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About Hart Williams

Mr. Williams grew up in Wyoming, Nebraska, Kansas and New Mexico. He lived in Hollywood, California for many years. He has been published in The Washington Post, The Kansas City Star, The Santa Fe Sun, The Los Angeles Free Press, Oui Magazine, New West, and many, many more. A published novelist and a filmed screenwriter, Mr. Williams eschews the decadence of Hollywood for the simple, wholesome goodness of the plain, honest people of the land. He enjoys Luis Buñuel documentaries immensely.
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