Sarah Palin, the lazy blogger’s gift from the Giant Spaghetti Monster.
It’s Sunday. I don’t feel inspired to deep thoughts and such, so let’s take the cheap, easy route, shall we?
Palin: Hell is Breaking Loose and Obama’s Having a ‘Gay Old Time’
By Todd Starnes
Faux Nooz™ Radio Aug 18, 2013
All hell is breaking loose in Egypt and all President Obama is interested in doing is riding his bicycle and playing golf, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin told me.
“It’s sad for America,” Palin said, calling the president’s handling of the crisis dithering. “Literally all hell seems to be breaking loose and President Obama is in Martha’s Vineyard having a gay old time, riding his bike, partying it up.”
Er, really? ‘Flintstones’ references aside … really?
(And in the words of Inigo Montoya: “‘literally’ – you keep using that word …”)
Palin said it’s time for the president to pull all funding from Egypt until the violence stops.
“Until there is a crackdown on this atrocious violence, they should not be receiving aid or weaponry,” she said. “We are contributing to the deadly chaos that is going to lead to even more hell breaking loose.”
Let’s take a moment to savor that, shall we? It is, technically English. It is technically correct. The only oddity of the sentence “We are contributing to the deadly chaos that is going to lead to even more hell breaking loose,” is that NO ENGLISH SPEAKING HUMAN BEING TALKS THIS WAY. OK, then:
Palin said Obama’s handling of the crisis in Egypt has been appalling and she said it’s beyond time for him to exert authority and leadership.
“It’s sad for our allies and sad for anyone who believes that America can still exert some positive influence for good in this world without unnecessary intervention,” she said. “We can use a less than dithering message from our less than dithering president.”