Playin’ Dumb for the Cameras on the Radio

Sarah Palin, the lazy blogger’s gift from the Giant Spaghetti Monster.

It’s Sunday. I don’t feel inspired to deep thoughts and such, so let’s take the cheap, easy route, shall we?


Palin: Hell is Breaking Loose and Obama’s Having a ‘Gay Old Time’
By Todd Starnes
Faux Nooz™ Radio Aug 18, 2013

All hell is breaking loose in Egypt and all President Obama is interested in doing is riding his bicycle and playing golf, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin told me.

“It’s sad for America,” Palin said, calling the president’s handling of the crisis dithering. “Literally all hell seems to be breaking loose and President Obama is in Martha’s Vineyard having a gay old time, riding his bike, partying it up.

Er, really? ‘Flintstones’ references aside … really?


(And in the words of Inigo Montoya: “‘literally’ – you keep using that word …”)


Palin said it’s time for the president to pull all funding from Egypt until the violence stops.

“Until there is a crackdown on this atrocious violence, they should not be receiving aid or weaponry,” she said. “We are contributing to the deadly chaos that is going to lead to even more hell breaking loose.”


Let’s take a moment to savor that, shall we? It is, technically English. It is technically correct. The only oddity of the sentence “We are contributing to the deadly chaos that is going to lead to even more hell breaking loose,” is that NO ENGLISH SPEAKING HUMAN BEING TALKS THIS WAY. OK, then:

Palin said Obama’s handling of the crisis in Egypt has been appalling and she said it’s beyond time for him to exert authority and leadership.

“It’s sad for our allies and sad for anyone who believes that America can still exert some positive influence for good in this world without unnecessary intervention,” she said. “We can use a less than dithering message from our less than dithering president.”

Oh, puhleeze.


An actual screen-cap

Sarah Palin is a thrice-dunced double-dumbed idjit in most cases, and in the case of “foreign policy,” still thinks that she can see Russia from her house.

The interesting part of this train-wreck is NOT anything Palin has to painfully formulate in that tortuous prose manner of hers into Englitch(sic).

sarah palin's big gulp

No: It’s that not only do their fifth-rate radio hosts still need her for sound bites and notoriety, but that they feel the need to “blog” about her idiocies to get much-needed and desperately-craved attention, the lingua franca of modern social status, neatly divorced — since Palin and Hilton and Kardasshian — from any facility at anything other than being a desperate attention whore.

Seriously: Sarah Palin knows how to solve Egypt?


They’ve been waiting 6,000 years for her ‘wisdom’ … sez she

Sure. And next you can have her do open-heart surgery on your child, since she’s EQUALLY qualified.

And then, maybe, you could have her …


Miss Wasilla: 1984. Miss everything else: ever since.

Oh, hell. Todd Starnes has a face for radio, just as Sarah Palin has a brain for TeeVee.

May they both achieve the Nielsons they crave.

sarah palin ball park

Doesn’t like her complimentary seats, evidently

Far away from us.


Mr. Williams has a lively blog His Vorpal Sword. This is cross-posted from his blog.

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About Hart Williams

Mr. Williams grew up in Wyoming, Nebraska, Kansas and New Mexico. He lived in Hollywood, California for many years. He has been published in The Washington Post, The Kansas City Star, The Santa Fe Sun, The Los Angeles Free Press, Oui Magazine, New West, and many, many more. A published novelist and a filmed screenwriter, Mr. Williams eschews the decadence of Hollywood for the simple, wholesome goodness of the plain, honest people of the land. He enjoys Luis Buñuel documentaries immensely.
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